Tuesday, November 29, 2005

The ACLfUture

The ACLU is getting involved in many holiday issues as the Christmas season roles around. Many Christmas trees are being called "holiday trees" as they stand next to the "holiday candle holder."

How does the ACLU decide which side of an argument they are going to defend. Shouldn't they really defend both sides? They are the American Civil Liberties Union. Well, it's my civil liberty to call a Christmas tree a Christmas tree! In fact, I'm offended by people calling them holiday trees. So I demand that the "Reverend" Al Sharpton speak out about my rights!

That's always what it seems to be though: The ACLU jumps in when people are "offended" (or when it's against the church. EI the teacher in the private Catholic school who got pregnant and then got fired for violating the statement of conduct that she signed. They jumped all over that one (although, they are secretly ill over the fact that this unmarried woman is actually keeping the baby!))

Well let's see what people are offended by: The British-Americans are offended by our calling potato chips "chips." European-Americans are offended by our calling American Football "Football." Chinese-Americans are offended by what we call "Chinese food." So what does our future look like?

"Oh my! I was on my cooshy long chair (People named Sophia are offended at the name Sofa) watching 11 grown men in close fitting uniforms throw each other on the ground ("Football" is no longer a legal name). In fact it was the Washington Aboriginal Americans (Can't say Redskins) vs the Oakland Counter Cultural Seafaring Alternative Money Getters (Raiders is certainly out!). I was eating some thinly sliced deep fried potato slices (can't use "chips") when I started to asphyxiate! (New York Yankees fans have patented the term "Choke") I called the emergency number (Families of the victims of 9/11 sued) and some EMTs (for some reason, no one is upset about that one) from the hospital that is named after the person affiliated with the church (The names of saints are no longer allowed to be spoken) came to help. They administered the Heim maneuver (Heimlich was too German offending WWII veterans and survivors of the holocaust) and I could breath again! Afterwards, they commented on my holiday decorations, my inflatable snowpeople (no more "snowmen") and my lifesized Big Red Suited Gift Giver (Santa Claus was originally St. Nick... The church is a no-no!)"

Hurray for the ACLU, making everything generic!

(Required legal disclaimer: Just my opinion)

Friday, November 25, 2005

Two sports discriminations

Sportsline: NBA. Take a look at this article. This (like Titanic) is being marketed as historically accurate and yet no one in the know (or out, for that matter) has ever heard of a "Negro Basketball League."

I think this is somewhat belittling to the Negro Baseball League, where people really did have to struggle to break the color barrier. This was not an issue in basketball! But someone has now fabricated a race issue. (Like we don't have enough issues already!)

Hey, if you have a cool idea: "Let's make some old tyme looking logos and sell them on clothing" Great! But don't try to pawn it off as though it's historical.

Sportsline: Illinois. Here's one that hits close to home. Here is a boy who wants to bowl on his high school team. The problem? The team is a girls team. There is no boys team. Fine, no boys on girls teams. Here's the real problem: Girls are allowed to play on the boys teams. That's right. If there is no girls team offered in a sport that a girl wants to play, the girls are allowed on the team. Not so for the boys!

Why does this hit so close to home? A girl was allowed to wrestle, yes, wrestle, on the boys team in my high school, but boys were not allowed to compete in any girls teams!

The boy who hopes to bowl faces suspension if he even shows up to tryouts for the bowling team. Where is the ACLU now? Oh, it's a white male being discriminated against... They aren't interested in that.

Well, there it is: Just my opinion

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Stop the politics, it's making me dizzy!

Isn't it amazing that two politicians can both speak the truth and the public still doesn't know what to believe?! Here is the situation:

Once again our politicians in Washington who are "dedicated to bi-partisan politics" are hurtling boulders at each other regarding the war in Iraq.

Vice President Dick Cheney was quoted yesterday as saying, "Some of the most irresponsible comments have come from politicians who actually voted in favor of authorizing the use of force against Saddam Hussein, These are elected officials who had access to the intelligence materials. They are known to have a high opinion of their own analytical capabilities."

Outspoken (current) opponent to the war (he may change his mind later, we don't really know) John Kerry responded by saying, "That is just plain, flat, not true, we did not see the same intelligence and I challenge the vice president, I challenge him to answer the fundamental questions from the facts."

Stop the spinning please, I'd like to get off...

Who lied? Neither. Cheney spoke the truth when he said, "These are elected officials who had access to the intelligence materials." And Kerry spoke the truth when he said, "we did not see the same intelligence." A brilliant spin by Kerry. Answering "I didn't see it" to "You had access to it" implies that he didn't really have access. Truth is, he did and he couldn't be bothered to view it. Why? The intelligence had nothing to do with it, it was a political move. The atmosphere of the country was to hit Iraq and hit 'em hard. So that's how they voted. It was just before an election. If you didn't vote to go to war you were branded as unpatriotic! Now the atmosphere has slid to an anti-war majority, so what do the panderers do? They switch their views as well! They claim purposeful misleading! It doesn't matter that he had access, he never read it!

What responsibleible leadership! I can't wait for this man to run for president again!

But, as you all know, this is just my opinion.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Newsflash: Parents no longer allowed to parent!

Alright, for years we've been told that spanking our children is baaaaad. It can cause irreparable damage to their psyche and emotions! Who knows how they might end up? They could grow up to be (gasp) strange, like me! (On a side note, good for the Canadian Supreme Court for upholding a law allowing parents to spank their children as long as they are between the ages of 2 and 12.)

So, we've been told that we need to find different ways to discipline and punish our children. For example: Rewards for behavior that used to be expected. "Oh, you cleaned your room! Excellent, here's a dollar." 100 years ago it was "Oh, you plowed the corn field! Excellent, you get to eat."

Here is what should be a shining example: A mother (Tasha Henderson) in Oklahoma has a 14 year old girl who was causing problems. Ms. Henderson's daughter was mouthing off against her mother and teachers, she was getting bad grades, and she was being disruptive in school. Worried about where such behavior might lead her daughter, Ms. Henderson made her daughter stand at an intersection with a sign that read: "I don't do my homework and I act up in school, so my parents are preparing me for my future. Will work for food."

Brilliant!

Now, as I was reading this article, I was thinking, I wonder if it will be tomorrow or the next day when I hear that DSS is looking into this situation.

I didn't have to wait that long. The article went on to say, "While Henderson stood next to her daughter at the intersection, a passing motorist called police with a report of psychological abuse, and an Oklahoma City police officer took a report." It takes a village doesn't it? Yup, it takes a village of people who don't know what's going on in that home to declare that what was being done was wrong and detrimental to the child.

So, what can we learn from this? We can learn that punishment and discipline cannot be 1)Physically painful (no spanking) 2)Emotionally harmful (no humiliation) 3)Psychologically damaging (no reprimanding) 4)Effective! Why are we surprised that we cannot get control of the drug culture? Why are we surprised that we cannot curb teen pregnancies? Why are we surprised that we cannot keep our kids in school? Modern psychology says that we cannot discipline our children!

The article quoted a child-development professional: "Donald Wertlieb, a professor of child development at the Eliot-Pearson Department of Child Development at Tufts University, warned that such punishment could do extreme emotional damage. He said rewarding positive behavior is more effective.

"The trick is to catch them being good," he said. "It sounds like this mother has not had a chance to catch her child being good or is so upset over seeing her be bad, that's where the focus is."

"Catch them being good?" Catch them? Like they are sneaking around being good on the sly? Maybe the mother was focused on the bad because that was the majority of what was happening?! And look, this genius is teaching others how to rear children!

I've heard supposed professionals regarding potty training go so far as to say, "don't rush them. When they are ready to be potty trained, they will let you know." Yeah, and in the mean time you've got a 7 year old wearing diapers! There is a reason that adults have children, so that children can learn to be adults! That will not happen if we let kids do their own thing! Am I the only one who's read "Lord of the Flies?"

Mudflaps mentioned during a discussion regarding this that he'd like to see the "statistics" of parents who are Child-development "professionals." We're all wagering that a majority of their kids are messed up! Hey, Pro, Question for ya: What's the difference between this and Oprah sending troubled teens to a Juvi jail or even an adult facility to see where they are headed? huh? As Abraxis said, "Why do judges get to dole out "creative punishments" if parents can't?"

What was the result of this "psychologically damaging" punishment? "Tasha Henderson said her daughter's attendance has been perfect and her behavior has been better since the incident...Coretha, a soft-spoken girl, acknowledged the punishment was humiliating but said it got her attention. "I won't talk back," she said quietly"

The article added, "There wasn't any criminal act involved that the officer could see that would require any criminal investigation," Master Sgt. Charles Phillips said. "DSS may follow up." DSS spokesman Doug Doe would not comment on whether an investigation was opened, but suggested such a case would probably not be a high priority." Well, I'm happy to hear that.

The preceding rant has been brought to you by: Just my opinion.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Angry sports rants

Sportsline: New England. So, the Patriots have a great starting 11! ~on the injured list! And yet they keep winning... (hurray for Heath Evans and Hank Poteat!)

Sportsline: Philadelphia. "Reverend" Jesse Jackson has come to the defense of T.O. It's about time! I feel so sorry for the multi millionaire baby who is bad mouthing his teammates behind his back. Seems to me that the good "reverend" has selected the wrong side of this argument. I thought he was all about unity among the African American people. Last I checked it was T.O. backstabbing Donavan McNabb, not the other way around!

Sportsline: Indianapolis. What a powerhouse Indianapolis is! 9-0! Can you imagine?! Let's see who they've played! Houston twice, Baltimore, Jacksonville, Cleveland, Tennessee, San Franciso, St. Louis, and New England! Wow, 2 teams that are over .500! A cumulative win/loss total of 26-55 (A win percentage of .321, an average of 2.8 wins for each team 9 games into the season!) What a strong team!

Sportsline: The Debate. What's funny is that when people talk about Indy and they try to rebut my contention that they aren't all that they are cracked up to be, they often say, "well, you can only play your schedule. You can't penalize them for their schedule." But when it comes to MLB MVP those people never say, "Well, you can only play your position, you can't penalize him for his position."

Sportsline: MVP. For those of you who aren't bored with my A-Rod vs Ortiz stats proving that Ortiz should have won, here is some more: Both the Red Sox and the Yankees played 20 games where they won by 6 runs or more. In those games A-Rod batted .549 and drove in 35% of his RBIs for the season. Ortiz batted .277 and drove in 22% of his RBI. In games that were decided by 1 or 2 runs or went into extra innings (both teams played 65 of these games) A-Rod batted a measley .243 and drove in only 29% of his RBIs. Ortiz batted .321 and drove in 42% (almost half!) of his RBIs. It is so clear that A-Rod is great when there is no pressure. A-Rod is to baseball as Peyton is to football!

Most Victimized Position

Well, it's official. The AL MVP is the New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez. He narrowly eked out the win by less than 25 points over the Boston Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz.

"Why?" you ask? Why would A-fraud win over Big Papi? Let's look at the stats:

    David Ortiz..........A-Fraud
HR 47 (2nd AL)................48 (Lead AL)
RBI 148 (Lead MLB)........130 (4th MLB)
Runs Scored 119...............124
Doubles 40.......................29
Walks 102........................91
Strike Outs 124................130
OBP .397....................... .421
Slugging .604................ .610
Batting Avg .300............. .321
Fielding % .976.............. .971
DPs Turned 10.................26
RBI 8th+ 20 (Lead MLB)..7
HRs 8th+ 9 (Lead MLB)...2
KO 8th+ 11......................14
ExInning HR 2.................0
ExInning RBI 4................0
ExInning AB 4.................4
ExInning Walks 1.............0
ExInning KO 1.................2

So clearly, David Ortiz was a more powerful offensive weapon. What's the difference then? David Ortiz doesn't play the field. So, in reality, Big Papi is being penalized for doing his job. I don't think that A-Fraud should get the MVP because he doesn't pitch. Oh, it's not his job to pitch? Well, that's too bad for him! Do you see the stupidity?! I do! Here are some of the stellar defenders who won in the past:

2004 Vladimir Guerrero Anaheim RF
2000 Jason Giambi Oakland 1B
1998 Juan Gonzalez Texas OF
1995 Mo Vaughn Boston 1B
1994 Frank Thomas Chicago 1B
1993 Frank Thomas Chicago 1B

Now, where do you put the people who can't play the field? Oh YEAH, RF and 1B!

When it all comes down to it, David is better at the plate, not only on an overall basis, but also when it counted most! David led the AL in RBIs that put his team ahead with 34, and he was first in game-winning RBIs with 21, (nine of which came from the seventh inning on.) 19 of his 47 home runs came in the seventh inning or later, eight from the ninth inning on. He also broke the Boston record for most HRs in the last month of the season with 11, (and drove in 30 runs during that time.) His numbers for August were the same, 11 and 30.

So, because David did what he was told, and did it better than anyone, he doesn't deserve the MVP.

Here's another kicker: A-Fraud wasn't even the MVP of the Yankees! How does one determine this? You think, "Who, if removed from the team, would have the most adverse effect on the winning percentage of that team." For the Red Sox? Clearly David, the most feared hitting in the AL (Maybe second only to Pujols in MLB) For the Yankees? My money's on Mariano Rivera. Or even Jeter. Or Matsui when his bat's working. But not A-Fraud.

So there you have it. A DH will never ever win the MVP and that's a bit more than just my opinion.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

It all makes sense now!

The question is, why haven't we heard it?!

What makes sense, you ask? The French rioters are Muslim!

This is an attack on France! This is a Jihad! This is a reaction to several things that France has done and Europe (as well as the "let's sit down and talk to the terrorists" Americans) needs to learn a very valuable lesson from this!

How can this be true?! The media isn't saying this. They've only said it's a race issue, a class issue, it's about those teens who were electrocuted. Alright, but what about this:

Sidi Brahim was sentenced in Paris yesterday for his part in the riots. Who? Sidi Brahim? Is that French? Xavier, Pierre, Francios, Marc, Jean, Sidi... Hmmm, which one of these doesn't belong? Benoit, Fillion, Dubois, Croteaux, Brahim... Interesting.

How about this: The rioters are primarily "French citizens, the second and third generation offspring of North African immigrants who began pouring into France in the 1970s. (Cite)" North Africa is primarily Islamic.

The riots are in the suburbs of Paris, primarily in the area known as Bondy. If my evidence that most of the residents are from North Africa and North Africa is primarily Muslim wasn't enough to sway you, how about this demographic info: "In overwhelmingly Catholic France, about 70% of Bondy's residents are Muslim. (Cite)"

Alright, now we know, these rioters (who, as far as I understand it, have made no demands and have not offered any information in regards to what would persuade them to cease their destruction) are Mulsims and this activity is a bit extreme were it solely about the two unfortunate deaths. So, what can we learn?

Well, France has passed the law banning any and all religious symbols from their schools. This includes Stars of David, crosses, crucifixes, crescents, swastikas, turbans, pentagrams, and the like. Clearly moving towards a neo-secular society. For people as religious as most Muslims, this was probably not something they agreed with.

However, France as not only stayed out of the conflict in the middle east, they have actively denounced it. Wouldn't it make sense that these two actions would cancel each other out and people who follow the tenants of Islam would focus their aggression elsewhere? It would if you followed western logic.

The thing is, neither of these two things have anything to do with why extremist Muslims hate the west. Anyone know why? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Because we are not Muslim nations.

Even if France was bold enough to literally fight on behalf of the Muslims in Iraq (of course, that might make the conflict shorter.) it wouldn't matter if the French government remained secular.

Wanna see something scary? Check out this book!

So now we have riots in Paris, trains in Spain, buses and the underground in London, schools in Russia, buildings in New York City, shops and markets and buses in Jerusalem, road side bombs in Iraq, the Pentagon in Washington DC, a thwarted attempt in Australia, Hotels in Indonesia, Warships in Yemen, and Embassies all around the world! Does that seem like a movement that is only extremists or a campaign that will end if we sit down and talk to them, give them a little bit of what they want? We must not give in! I hope this occurrence ousts Chirac's administration and the French finally burn their white flags and elect a government that will not put up with such action and will join the rest of the world in fighting terrorism!

But, apart from the facts, all of this is just my opinion.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

November "Just Your Opinion" Results

Poll of the week of November 28th-December 4th
Question: Which actress would make you probably not see a movie that you thought was going to be good before you heard who was starring?
Results:

    Andie McDowell
      2 votes (20%)
    Anne Heche
      2 votes (20%)
    Charlize Theron
      0 votes (0%)
    Helen Hunt
      0 votes (0%)
    Julia Roberts
      2 votes (20%)
    Meryl Streep
      4 votes (40%)


Poll of the week of November 21st-November 27th
Question: Which actor would make you probably not see a movie that you thought was going to be good before you heard who was starring?
Results:

    Ben Affleck
      2 votes (18.2%)
    Ben Stiller
      2 votes (18.2%)
    Keanu Reeves
      3 votes (27.3%)
    Kevin Costner
      0 votes (0%)
    Leonardo DiCaprio
      4 votes (36.4%)
    Mel Gibson
      0 votes (0%)


Poll of the week of November 14th-November 20th
Question: Which most expresses your thoughts regarding gay marriage in MA?
Results:

    There should be no public vote, the courts have ruled, 'nuff said.
      5 votes (55.6%)
    There should be no public vote, the legislature should decide.
      0 votes (0%)
    There should be a public vote and gay marriage should be allowed.
      1 vote (11.11%)
    There should be a public vote and gay marraige should not be allowed.
      3 votes (33.3%)


Poll of the week of November 7th-November 13th
Question: Concerning the British Royalty, what would you like to see happen?
Results:

    Charles and Camilla become King and Queen
      1 vote (9.1%)
    Charles becomes King, but Queen Elizabeth doesn't allow Camilla to become Queen
      1 vote (9.1%)
    Queen Elizabeth passes over her son and has Prince William crowned King
      5 votes (45.5%)
    Queen Elizabeth passes over her son and eldest grandson and has Prince Henry crowned King
      1 vote (9.1%)
    Queen Elizabeth steps down and removes the figure head royalty all together
      3 votes (27.3%)


Poll of the week of October 31st-November 6th
Question: Which is your favorite fast food joint?
Results:

    Arby's
      0 votes (0%)
    Burger King
      1 vote (9.1%)
    In'N'Out
      2 votes (18.2%)
    KFC
      1 vote (9.1%)
    McDonald's
      1 vote (9.1%)
    Subway
      3 votes (27.3%)
    Taco Bell
      2 votes (18.3%)
    Wendy's
      1 vote (9.1%)

Friday, November 04, 2005

Movie Review: Stay

I must first say that if you liked Fight Club, Twelve Monkeys, or The Cell don't read this review.

Caution: If you want to see this movie, it must be viewed without knowing the entire synopsis (Much like Sixth Sense or Fight Club). However, it is impossible to review this movie without giving away some spoilers, so: If you plan on seeing this movie, do not read any further.

The thing that stands out most in this movie was it's transitions. There wasn't a single wipe, fade to black, or dissolve between the different scenes. There were a few hard cuts, but those were in places that were clearly carefully selected for their jarring effect. Some examples: the next scene first appears reflected in a silver balloon, one characters face is in the exact same place as the next character and the faces morph into one another, A door opens and we walk into the next scene that is in a completely different location. It was brilliant considering the concept behind the movie.

The acting was excellent. Ewan McGregor (Star Wars Episode I,II,III;Transpotting;Big Fish;etc) and Ryan Gosling (The Notebook) star in this psychological thriller where no one is sure what is real.

Ewan plays Sam, a phyciatrist who inherits a patient from a colleague. Ryan plays Henry, the patient (a tortured artist) who confides in Sam that he plans on killing himself on his 21st birthday (3 days away) at midnight because he'd done a "very bad thing." As Sam tries to unravel the mystery of why Henry will do this, where, and how to stop him, some odd things begin happening.

He visits Henry's mother, who is dead according to Henry and the police officer who treats Sam'w wounds that he received from Henry's dog (who was put down when Henry was 7). He is called Henry, confused for Henry, and experiencing major deja-vous!

The largest issues dealt with in this movie are art, death, and reality. Interestingly enough, at the conclusion of the movie, I was not the only person asking the question: "Why was this film made?" (This movie is a film, by the way. It succeeds in being artistic, and causes quite a bit of discussion). So, after discussing the film with Mupflaps and Abraxas we came up with this: It appeared that this movie had been made for no reason. If that were true, then art for no reason is pointless and worthless. But if that were true, then that is the message of the film, which makes it brilliant!

Other common threads of the film were that Henry wanted his suicide to be a piece of art, several characters were concerned with being remembered, and after a while you were never sure of what was real or not.

In the end, everything was satisfactorily explained in a twist that was sufficiently foreshadowed, yet not given away. (The twist did raise a few questions regarding how the story was told but not the overall content) (I don't even have to tell you how it ends!)

Overall, 3.5 stars out of 5. And that's just my opinion.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Thoughts, points, and ramblings.

A long overdue multiple topic post. Here goes:

Ramble-line: Every Elevator. Why is it, that if elevators are not to be used in the case of an emergency, they all have the firefighter's key with instructions on how a firefighter is to use the elevator? If their in the building, it's probably an emergency.

Sportsline: The WNBA. Recently the MVP of the WNBA Finals revealed that she is, in fact, a lesbian. As if people would be surprised it ran on the front page of a lot of sports sections. What's interesting about this is that even when she has the greatest game of her career (including when they won the championship) those stories never ran higher than page 4! But we don't live in an oversexed culture...

Sportsline: Boston. This has nothing to do with Theo! Earlier, someone was saying that Larry Lucchino was brought in to get a new stadium built on the tax-payers buck and just how wonderful that was! I think this is the problem with living in a blue state, they often forget that all the money the government has was once the people's cash! If they want a new stadium, do what Kraft did: Build it yourself, don't swindle the people of Massachusetts so you can make a few million dollars a year!

Newsline: Boston The Attorney General Thomas Reilly has announced that he supports a bill that would give tuition breaks to illegal aliens! That's right, let's help felons go to state schools! This is yet another obvious pander for extreme left votes. Please sit up and pay attention. This man will be running for governor soon. Let's not forget what he's trying to do! And as much as we want it to be a grand scheme where people apply for this money and once they are found to be qualified they are arrested and sent back to whatever country they came from ~ It isn't! But here's the real kicker, the illegals supporting this bill were protesting that it wasn't enough money, they wanted more!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Thank you, Theo!

It's official. Theo Epstien, the former General Manager for the Boston Red Sox has decided that he will not be returning to his post. This is the GM who made the now infamous Nomar trade so that the Red Sox could have a shot at the big prize for the first time in years! This is the young mind who has fostered a fantastic farm system, and then protected them from trades so that they would be available for the Red Sox in future seasons! Meaning he is smart enough not to sacrifice the future of the team for the fleeting present.

This is the man that Larry Lucchino let walk.

Was it the money? Was it the length of the contract? Nope, not according to Theo. It was a lack of trust.

Theo didn't have an agent and had agreed to confidentiality. Yet the Boston Globe (who owns 17% of the Boston Red Sox and many at the Globe proudly wear their World Series rings) was somehow printing "nondisclosed" information! And information that made Theo look like an idiot at that!

I completely understand that Theo could not work in an atmosphere where he is not trusted, where all of his deals must go through the president and CEO (AKA Non-baseball guy) Larry Lucchino, where he agrees to certain things that are not held to by the other party in the agreement.

Is it the Globe's fault for printing these articles of inside information in an effort to be the #1 paper in Boston (oh, wait, they already are!) Is it Larry's fault for leaking information to a paper in an effort to make the Red Sox look ok if Theo should walk? I'm inclined to blame the latter.

Here's the real kicker: Monday, Oct 31st, The Globe prints that Theo has agreed to a deal. Tuesday, Nov 1st, Theo walks.

But the leaking of information didn't have anything to do with it. Yeah, right! It was the last straw! When the Globe has information regarding Theo's agreement even before Theo does, there are some problems.

Oh, well. Theo you will be missed, as will all of the players who will not resign because you weren't here to woo them. And we will miss the prospects who will be traded because you weren't here to protect them. And we will be sorry to see the poor free agent signings that the Red Sox will over pay for because you weren't here to decide them.

Have fun with the Dodgers, or where ever you end up. The Red Sox will be feeling the loss of Theo for several years to come!

I'm beginning a "Let's Lose Lucchino" campaign. If you'd like to join, please add your name to this post. Or call the Red Sox and ask for Tom or John.

Thanks for the championship, Theo!